Thurston Howell Band: Your Premier Yacht Rock Spectacular

Prepare yourself to escape with your Pina colada on a musical escapade that whisks you away on a nostalgic odyssey through the smoothest soft rock hits of the 70s and 80s, a time of tube socks with colored stripes, Big wheels and weeble wobbles, bicycles with banana seats, and kitchen phones with 20 foot curly cords. Get ready to set sail with Thurston Howell – Your Premier Yacht Rock Spectacular!

On keyboards and vocals — a man so effortlessly silky that even his scales sound like a sunset — the kind of player whose Rhodes touch makes you feel like you’re already three drinks in on a gently rocking deck somewhere off the coast of Catalina… Captain JP “Silky” Lents!

On drums — They say he was born in a thunderstorm at sea and has been keeping time ever since. A man whose snare hits land like champagne corks on a perfect Sunday afternoon — Phineas Wigglesworth IX! 

On saxophone and keys, a man who holds three imaginary doctorates and at least two forged nautical licenses — the ineffably cool, the criminally melodic, Dr. Artemis Thatch!

Holding down the low end with the quiet authority of a man who has seen it all, surfed it all, sailed it all, and lived to philosophize about it — the Wise Sage of the Sea himself, The Commodore of Cool…Jasper Tenpenny!

On guitar and vocals, a gentleman of impeccable taste, fleet-footed fingering, and frankly suspiciously good hair — hailing from a lineage of aristocrats who all inexplicably ended up in rock bands — Lord Beasley Waterford!

Joining his lordship on guitar and vocals— a man whose fretwork flows like warm trade winds and could make a lighthouse’s lustrous luminescence liminal — the continental charmer, the melodic lebenskunstler, the man whose very name sounds like a yachty prodigy…Johann Wolfgang Vinderkindle!

And finally — the voice that could charm a harbor seal off a buoy, the woman who invented the phrase “effortless elegance,” a force of nature wrapped in fabulous feminine flamboyance  —  vocalist extraordinaire… Fifi Fortiscue!

Together, they have been bringing the smooth sounds of yacht rock to ports along the East Coast — from the rocky, lobster-scented docks of Bar Harbor, Maine, all the way down to the sun-soaked, palm-lined marinas of Fort Lauderdale, Florida. Every harbor. Every sunset cruise. Every deck party in between. They were there. They were cool. They showed up with 100% pure uncut yacht rock…because you can’t fake smooth!